Women who will go to the grave with the same hairstyle

Ann Coulter -- will never give up that long, hooker blonde style that all Republicunts love.

Deidre Hall -- will never change that '70s/early '00s feathered blowout no matter how dated it looks.

Suze Orman -- will always have that dykey Karen. It's her brand.

Anna Wintour: she paid GOOD money for that Korean wig back in 1992!

^^Also, it's remained fully in style all these centuries on the planet Romulus!

When I was a kid, I remember someone joking that Jane Pauley never changed her hairstyle, and ever since then that's been by go-to example for women who keep their same hair forever.

Anna Wintour has kept her hair forever because it supposedly makes you look ageless to pick a look and stick with it forever, but her hair is wigs now, and is starting to look vaguely ridiculous.

Your divorce attorney: the carefully highlighted and low-lighted blonde bob that’s two inches longer than chin length.

Luckily, this is a universally flattering hairstyle.

Supposedly the trick dowagers tell each other is to start when you are young keeping your hairstyle exactly the same for the rest of your life so you always look as you did the last time someone saw you years ago. Another trick in this strategy is to adapt very early on a hairstyle that covers your forehead and cheeks, so when you get older people still can't see wrinkles.

This has been exactly Anna Wintour's strategy starting when she became the head editor at Vogue.

I would not be surprised at all to learn she had a metal snap installed in her scalp to snap her wigs on tight, just as Andy Warhol supposedly did.

[quote]Women who will go to the grave with the same hairstyle

I did go to the grave with it and would again - Ha!

Jesus even that old Frau Betty Crocker changes it up every decade or so.

Lisa Rinna is a good example.

How am I not first on the list?

Wtf how could you forget this haircut ICON! Nearly 50 years!!

R4 Jane has it slightly shorter now than it was before. But you are essentially right, for sure.

Elizabeth II froze her in the 80s, and even before then it had changed little since the late 60s.

Hey, I certainly did! Aaahahahaha!

100 years - top that, bitches! And it never moved either.

I hope Kate Middleton changes her eternal 'do. She's going to look like a wicked witch if she still wears it so long past 50.

Jaclyn Smith of Charlie's Angels has always had pretty much the same hairstyle.

Ann Coulter's hair is fabulous. Why mess with perfection?

R24 Die fat cockaroach die!

Carol Brady, has anyone EVER seen a photo of her without hair covering her forehead? I think there is a hole in the middle of her head and she uses her hair to cover it up. She also murdered her first husband and dated her stepson.

Where is your first husband Carol, I have never heard her kids mention him once. They just started calling Mike dad and took his last name like their Real Dad never extisted.

Carol Brady was a Black Widow and Marsha, Jan and Cindy are all in on it. They know Mike is not their dad but they started calling Mike dad from day one. Then Carol Brady killed Mike Brady and changed her name to, you guessed it, Carole Baskin. Carol Brady is Carole Baskin.

The next Netflix Crime Documentary should be on the whereabouts of Carol Brady First husband.

Queen Consort Camilla, forever chaneling Krystle Carrington.

^ Yep, came here to say exactly that

^^^fuck that old slag. My haircut is more iconic and doesn’t belong to a woman whose husband wanted to be a Tampax….

^ Your hair looks like something died on your head in 1983

^Thats the look I was going for!

^ The dead possum look was big in 1983

R29, what does that woman eat that her hair looks so dry and dead? Can't she afford decent nourishment?

^ I think it's the lye soap she uses on it. It has a tendency to dry your hair

Will Beyawnce ever get rid of the blonde wig?

The voluminous blonde wigs of RuPaul

P.S. I accidentally spelled Rupaul - but my autocorrect fixed it. You've really made it when autocorrect correctly capitalizes your name.

Mary Trump, mother of chaos.

Miss Seacrest and Miss Phillippe

Raine, Countess Spencer owns this thread.

@r42, Ken & Barbie of the Nazi Party?

Megle Markle and her bundles of linty mismatched yak tails

[quote]what does that woman eat that her hair looks so dry and dead?

The royals drink so much that their skin and hair is permanently desiccated, and no amount of moisturizers or conditioners will fix it.

Jane Paulet has definitely changed her hairstyle over the years, but now she sticks with something that works for her.

She’s dead now, but Claudette Colbert wore her hair the same way for DECADES.

Camilla’s hair reminds me of that cartoon strip character Luann’s hair.

Or Jill Whelan during her LOVE BOAT tenure.

Bitches.

Life is hard enough, as you will find out one day, without ridiculing any older person, no matter their gender or non-gender, because of their hair, and more accurately, lack thereof.

Wigs, extensions, upkeep are expensive. I've lost handfuls of my once nice, thick, head of hair and now that it's happened to me, I totally get why men shave it off, and women just make do with what they are rapidly losing.

I totally agree, however, that older women and men should avoid longer styles.

[quote] Anna Wintour has kept her hair forever because it supposedly makes you look ageless to pick a look and stick with it forever, but her hair is wigs now, and is starting to look vaguely ridiculous.

This observation by r4 is dead-on accurate.

Quite frankly, I'm surprised Anna Wintour hasn't subtly, yet noticeably thinned her wigs.

SJP will always have long, stringy hair until the day she dies. Kim Catrall will always have her bangs and layered hair, also like Dr. Jill Biden.

I can't find a good photo of it, Jane Pauley's hair used to look like patches of cowlicks going in different directions.

[quote]R51: I've lost handfuls of my once nice, thick, head of hair

Well, toots, some guys don't like being manhandled by strangers who won't take no for an answer.

We're sure they threw the handfuls down as they fled.

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